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The Art Of War 27 Aug 00

What a total piece of crap; avoid this incoherent mess at all costs. I thought it would be bad, but I had NO IDEA. It barely even cuts together; there is zero sense of performance or character; the plotting isn't even good enough to be called generic, with an unbelievable number of unbelievable moments; the story is pathetic. I didn't pay to see this and I'm still angry. It's too late for me. Save yourselves! F

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